No Hetero

everything is terrible and god is dead

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tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

(via kimpissable)

ihatecispeople:

hotdog-ouroboros:

ihatecispeople:

also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?

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perfect.

(via thisisnot-mydesign)

kingsleyyy:

“Are you talking to any guys?”

Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
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(via whoreopie)

davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

(via whoreopie)

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

(via whoreopie)

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

(via officialwhitegirls)

kawaiians:

if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar

(via beyoncevevo)

I’m about to go HAM
  • home
  • and
  • masturbate 

(via mirandalambertvevo)

(via officialwhitegirls)

thestolencaryatid:

passive aggressive family members

"guess i’ll never be a grandma"

"guess i’ll never be an aunt"

"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"

stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.

(via heliolisk)

IM FEELIN SUPER SHITTY WOW

jevvn:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one

(via shrekjpeg)

kikmessenger:

they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them

(via saltedvagina)

okaymofo:

you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

okaymofo:

you is kind

you is smart

you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

(via jerkidiot)

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

postllimit:

imagine playing this and getting to say “SHREKMATE”

(via jerkidiot)

THEME: ROTFERKEL
Pokeball - Pokemon