also apparently being agender means i cant wear clothes marketed to women or men. Mind telling me what im supposed to wear then?
“Are you talking to any guys?”
Well there’s this one that won’t stop calling me
if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order
what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no
"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"
if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar
passive aggressive family members
"guess i’ll never be a grandma"
"guess i’ll never be an aunt"
"guess i’ll never be able to dress a niece/nephew"
stop feeling so entitled to my hypothetical offspring. it is not yours. it is mine. i will grow it if i grow it. and it will be mine. not yours. i am not an incubator which grants you familial titles. jesus. go away. this “have a baby i can play with” thing is so impersonal and insensitive and annoying.
they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them